Bodies of water are frequent metaphors in poetry, due to their unfathomable depths, unknowable sprawl, and unattainable porpoises. Set sail into the enigma with today's Groupon: for $38, you get an all-inclusive dinner cruise from FantaSea Yacht Charters (up to a $75.55 value for adults and a $43.15 value for children, tax included).
Each 2.5-hour dinner cruise plies the whispy waters of Clear Lake and greater Galveston Bay. Seafarers board at pier nine of the South Shore Harbour Resort on the eponymous FantaSea, a 117-foot glitz-class glamcruiser equipped with two decks, two bars, custom brass work, 42-inch televisions, Doppler 5,000 sequin-sensing radar, and a tastefully nude pink-unicorn figurehead. Fun-loving deck hands can choose from a variety of festive dinner themes, which include R & B dance, classic rock, and a tropical luau cruise. Click here for upcoming cruise dates and themes. Included in your voyage is one dual entree meal alongside an unlimited supply of beverages and surrealist sea shanties.
- The FantaSea is a great place for romance! My fiance and I enjoyed a fantastic dinner cruise aboard the FantaSea and we had a very wonderful time! The crew was very nice and the views of Clear Lake were awesome! Take a loved one for romance or just party! – Smash77573, Citysearch
- The staff, the food, the drinks and the atmosphere is the ultimate. I can't say enough about my experiences withFantasea [sic], except that they GREAT!!! – Google Mapper on 08/09/2010