What You'll Get
Bodies of water are frequent metaphors in poetry due to their unfathomable depths, unknowable sprawl, and unattainable porpoises. Set sail into the enigma with today's Groupon: for $22, you get a two-hour afternoon sightseeing cruise and a complimentary beverage from The Boardwalk FantaSea (a $44.65 value for adults and a $23.05 value for children, tax included). This Groupon also gets you 30% off your next cruise with The Boardwalk FantaSea.
This two-hour cruise plies the wild waters of Clear Lake and greater Galveston Bay, allowing would-be explorers to relax while learning the region's rich lore of bootleggers, pirates, and oil barons. Seafarers board at the lobby of the South Shore Harbour Resort on the eponymous FantaSea, a 117-foot glitz-class glamcruiser equipped with two decks, two bars, custom brass work, 42-inch TVs, a Doppler 5,000 sequin-sensing radar, and a massive, pink-unicorn figurehead. See here for cruise dates and times. Accompanying your voyage into the watery past is a complimentary beverage, with choices including champagne, wine, beer, and soft drinks, and additional refreshments and food options for sale.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Dec 6, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 20 per person, may buy more as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid on holidays. Valid only for listed cruise. 48hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Non-transferable. Not valid for resale. No outside food or drink. Taxes & port fees included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.