Like ripened fruits, people with healthy-colored skin tend to spend less time loitering in orchards and are more likely to get picked up at the grocery store. Catch the eye of passing orangutans with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get one Ultrabronz high-pressure-tanning session at Fantasy Styles and Tan in Cleveland (a $36 value).
Fantasy Styles and Tan's Ultrabronz high-pressure-tanning beds emit a soothing glow that allows skin to exfoliate, coaxing strong-bodied melanin into action for a longer-lasting auburn hue. Each bed harnesses a controlled spectrum of light with decreased levels of UVB rays and kryptonite to reduce the risk of reddening or burning skin. During each tanning session, scholarly lamps enlighten dull complexions and edify skin with the bronzing benefits of vitamin D. Though a single session will surely yield undeniable results, guests generally achieve their darkest shades after three to four visits. Ultrabronz's relaxing tanning beds, unlike backyard sunbathing, imbues epidermises in a summer hue without forcing people to elude curious weed wackers.