Though using quantum-leaping lasers to divide segments of the space-time continuum would theoretically capture a slice of life, its repercussions could implode the universe. Safely and professionally preserve moments and memories with today's deal: for $69, you get an on-location photo shoot for up to nine people, six 4"x5" prints in a gallery folio, a DVD slideshow including music, and online viewing of all images from Farrell Photography (a $270 value). Photographers will travel anywhere within a 20-mile radius of Farrell Photography's Amherst studio for on-site shoots.

Since 1988, the skillful shutterbugs at Farrell Photography have strived to provide unparalleled customer service, always granting subjects undivided attention and trying to facilitate their every image imagining. Schedule an outdoor photo shoot at your family's favorite park to replace the mantle's oscillating fan with images of naturally windblown beauty. Or put one of Farrell Photography's photographers' nurturing directorial skills and time-freezing talents to the test by having him or her coax natural smiles out of a child, high-school senior, or athlete. Because photographers will travel anywhere within 20 miles of the studio, this is a wonderful opportunity to commemorate a favorite tree before its mulching.

Sittings generally last 45–60 minutes and yield 25–30 keepable keepsakes. Shortly after your session, all images will be posted online for easy viewing and burned onto a DVD to facilitate spontaneous slideshow extravaganzas and makeshift Frisbee tournaments with your fellow models. Make a disc-tossing tourney interesting by putting one of the lovely 4"x5" prints from your shoot into the winner's pot.

All photo shoots must be scheduled in advance.