Much like dentists, carpet cleaners work diligently to floss between fibers and remove unsightly buildup of dirt, grime, and promotional tooth brushes. Scour your floor blankets more efficiently with today's Groupon: for $34, you get a deep-steam carpet cleaning for two rooms and a hallway (maximum of 300 square feet total) from Fast and Fair Carpet Care, valid in Hillsborough, Pasco, and Pinellas Counties (a $69.95 value).

The detail-oriented staff of Fast and Fair Carpet Care wields truck-mounted equipment and a miscellany of handpicked, eco-friendly cleaning agents to gussy up floor coverings with finesse. Tidying personnel ascend onto dulled carpets of all types, pre-spotting grimy sites before pre-treating them. Affixed rugs then benefit from a deep steam, which extracts dirt, pet dander, and shredded journal entries. The final rinse removes all residues, leaving carpets de-soiled and touchable after the 45- to 90-minute steam-cleaning marathon. After redeeming this Groupon, customers who refer family and friends receive a 10% discount with each referral, and seniors score a 5% discount with every additional service.