Art collectors protect their pictures the same way that crime bosses discipline their children—by having them framed. Guard your pictures before they take a fall with today's Groupon: for $49, you get $120 worth of framing services at Fast Frame’s Audrey Street location.

Fast Frame's expert frame forgers incarcerate precious objects, photographs, and paintings within customized rims matching each client's taste and specifications, protecting pieces against exterior damage and Father Time's smudgy fingerprints. There are thousands of frames to choose from, varying in price ($50–$1,000) depending on material, matting options, and the duration of time taken to subdue rogue Escher prints beneath the glass of their custom-fitted habitats. If geometric frames end up clashing with calculus-themed living rooms, contact Fast Frame within 30 days and they will remount your project for no additional charge as long as the new frame selection falls within the same price range of the original.