Go-carts allow enthusiasts to enjoy the speed and thrill of professional racing without having to wear a full-body suit of promotional Wonderbread. Race sans a torso billboard with today's Groupon to Fast Kart Indoor Speedway. Choose between the following options:

• For $25, you get two 10-minute race sessions and a 16-inch pizza Monday–Thursday (a $50 value).
• For $25, you get two 10-minute race sessions and a 16-inch pizza Friday–Sunday (a $50 value).

Fast Kart Indoor Speedway's road-style course rouses racers with the power to rev and weave around laps and compete against friends. Boasting an indoor track with a slew of configurations, races offer computerized timing and scoring to easily confirm winners of friendly competitions or the sudden-death settlement of literary-trivia debates. Aspiring speed demons taller than 4 feet 10 inches navigate adult-size carts at speeds over 40 miles per hour for up to 22 laps in a 10-minute session. Between escapades, racers can settle adrenaline-pumped appetites with a 16-inch pizza, whose circular form pays homage to the first Italian steering wheel.