What You'll Get
Pistons and shafts overheat and seize up unless protected by a slick, shiny coating of oil, just like classical Greco-Roman wrestlers. Keep your engine parts from throttling each other with today's Groupon: for $19, you get a semisynthetic oil change at FastLane Oil Change and Tire Center in Canton (up to a $40.99 value).
The lube jockeys at FastLane grease up vehicular heartstrings using only Valvoline DuraBlend and Lyden ProGuard Synthetic-Blend motor oils, which have been proven to improve engine performance and gas mileage. Most automobiles require an oil change every 3,000 miles or three to six months, when their engines begin to mature and their muffler's voice starts cracking. FastLane's auto artisans also perform a 20-point preventative maintenance inspection to help avert any potential breakdowns. With an average waiting time of 10 minutes, FastLane will not only provide a high-grade black-gold transfusion, they’ll also check all filters and fluids, inspect lights and signals, and test tires for pressure; batteries and serpentine belts also receive a thorough cavity search. Should any major repairs be needed, FastLane will recommend only what is essential, rather than pressuring owners into jet-engine transplants, monster-truck enhancements, or painted flames that attract swarms of moths overcome with a mob mentality.
Though FastLane sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Eight Insider Pagers give FastLane Oil Change and Tire Center a three-star average:
- They are trustworthy and even have T.V. motitors [sic] to watch the oil get changed under your car. – Matt J.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 10, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person. By appointment only. Extra fees apply for high mileage, and fully-synthetic oils. Additional fee for more than 5 quarts of oil or a specialty filter. Tax not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Fastlane Quick Oil Change
The technicians at Fastlane Quick Oil Change have one main goal: to keep cars running at peak performance. To that end, they conduct Valvoline oil changes and stock multiple types of oil, from conventional to full synthetic, which helps extend the lifespan of the engine and prevents it from early retirement. Strategically placed cameras allow customers to watch the technicians perform the oil change on video monitors. The techs offer a host of other mechanical services as well, including transmission servicing and A/C recharging.