What You'll Get
Ninety percent of alleged UFO sightings can be easily explained as falling meteors, swamp-gas reflections, or doughy orbs hurled into orbit by Herculean pizza makers. Enjoy earthbound eats with today's Groupon: for $8, you get $16 worth of pizza, ribs, grinders, and more at Fat Billy’s Pizza.
Fat Billy's pizza-crafting professionals sate hungry hoards with an extensive menu of saucy spheres, meaty entrees, and dough-swaddled sandwiches. Muffle the moans of stomach-dwelling teenaged turtles with a starter of breaded mushrooms ($2.99) before tongue diving into a cheese pizza ($5.99 small, $11.99 extra large)—customizable with an array of toppings ($.99–$2.99 each)—or one of the many specialty pies ($9.99 small, $15.99 extra large), such as the philly cheesesteak or the barbecue-soused baja chicken.
Cooks handcraft baked grinder sandwiches by enswathing chosen fixings—which can range from meatballs to a garden's load of veggies—within homemade pizza dough for a culinary construction more flavorful than a lutefisk cathedral ($5.99). Or explore other gastronomic delights, such as ribs ($9.99 half slab), gyros ($2.99–$3.99), and salads ($5.99). Then conclude spreads with a sacchariferous desert of brownies ($2.99) or icing-topped cinnamon sticks ($2.99).
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 5, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per table. Limit 1 per visit. Not valid for delivery. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.