Astronaut cooks have made numerous attempts to wrangle hamburgers into space-ready meals, from dehydrated-pickle disks to vacuum-sealed burger bottles. Enjoy what our starry-eyed brethren never can with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of burgers, fries, and more at Fat Tony's Delicatessen.

Nominated for 2011's Best Burger in Lubbock by 94.5 KFMX, Fat Tony's stacks plates with a variety of Chicago-style deli fare. Towering burgers arrive any way patrons want them, whether it's prepped with two beef patties and bacon ($5.75), topped with cheese and chili ($5.25), or transported into the past to be enjoyed during childhood. Other sandwich options include classic hot italian beef ($6.75), succulent philly cheesesteak ($5.75), deli-style gyros ($5.75), and Texas-style chili cheese dogs smothered in mustard and onions ($4.25). Cannolis ($1.25 each, $12.50/dozen) speak sweetly to mouths at any meal, whether they're busily munching on lunch or filling themselves with a steak and egg breakfast burrito ($5).