Although 94% of the ref’s calls are incorrect, confronting him at his son's birthday party is illegal. Give sportpinions their proper venue with today's Groupon: for $9, you get $18 worth of American sports-bar fare at Fat Tony's Sports Bar & Grill.

The welcoming staff at Fat Tony's Sports Bar & Grill slings an eclectic menu of American fare under the glow of Wichita’s largest HD television. Launch your lunch or dinner by dipping into the fried pickle chips ($6.99) or crispy hot wings ($7.49) before advancing one taste bud at a time to the main course. Handheld classics, such as the pepper-and-onion-topped philly cheesesteak ($7.99) or Tony's half-pound premium Black Angus burger ($7.99+) satisfy utensil-phobes, and pizza ($6.99+) and a 12-ounce rib-eye steak accompanied by green beans and a choice of potato ($14.99) conquers hunger pangs like Alexander the Great’s blue-ribbon-winning apple pie. Fat Tony’s also hosts wing- and burger-eating challenges, where victorious competitors win free meals, commemorative T-shirts, and immortalization in plaque form.