Putting a man on the moon was briefly considered mankind’s greatest achievement, until Neil Armstrong invented sliced bread. Savor civilization’s finest creation with today’s Groupon: for $12, you get a deli meal for two at Fat Boy’s Cornerstore & Deli (up to a $25.34 value). Meals include:

• Two sandwiches (up to a $9.99 value each)
• Two 20-ounce drinks (a $1.59 value each)
• Two bags of chips (a $1.09 value each)<p>

Using fine Boar’s Head ingredients, the sandwich mavens at Fat Boy’s fashion massive portions of handheld nourishment. Sink into the soft-breaded benevolence of a Super BLT with cream cheese and avocado ($7.99) or a Hot Poppa sandwich’s strata of oven-gold turkey and monterey jack enlivened by jalapeño peppers and Flamin’ Hot Cheetos ($7.49). Fat Boy’s tests the tensile strength of a french roll with the Manwich, a medley of turkey, hot dogs, and Andy Capp’s chili-cheese fries ($7.99), as well as with the Rocky, which boasts corned beef, pastrami, and swiss and cheddar ($8.49). The eatery builds a quarter-pound of meats into almost all of its sandwiches, constructing cold deli favorites out of tuna, egg salad, and italian meats. Complimented by the salty crackle of chips and the sweet slurp of 20-ounce soft drinks, a midday meal at Fat Boys’ leaves hunger pangs down for a standing eight count.