Unlike a new season of Masterpiece or the comedian Sinbad, pizza makes children happy when it shows up. Keep everyone happy with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $20 worth of eclectic comfort fare at Fatman's Pizza and Grill in Apache Junction.
The flavorsmiths at Fatman's Pizza and Grill enlist the help of meats imported from Chicago and mozzarella from Wisconsin to craft delectable comfort fare. Pizzas arrive at tables with the crusty delicacy of a thin-crust doily ($11 for 14") or folded in upon itself like a freshly baked black hole to create a stuffed pie ($15 for 14"). The cheesy canvases can be enjoyed bare or bearing ingredients such as fresh garlic, italian beef, and vine-ripened tomatoes. Sandwiches corral such protein-laden stallions as italian meatballs ($7), and the gyros brim with rotisserie-fresh beef and lamb, as well as a blanket of tzatziki sauce, onions, and tomatoes ($7). Diners feast atop red-checkered tablecloths surrounded by pennants for Chicago sports, such as the basketball-playing Bulls, the football-playing Bears, and the skee-ball-playing Baby Porpoises.