In medieval times, spa treatments were a luxury reserved exclusively for society's most stressful vocations: royal food taster, substitute hangman, and squire for Sir Edmund the Obsessive-Compulsive. Skip the poisonings and endless armor-polishing with today’s Groupon to Fawnfeather Spa & Salon in Heathrow. Choose between two options:
• For $90, you get a woman’s spa package including a 50-minute therapeutic body repair massage ($79), a seasonal manicure ($26), an ultimate pedicure ($75),
and a complimentary beverage (a $180 value).
• For $130, you get a gentleman’s spa package including a 50-minute therapeutic body repair massage ($79), a sports manicure ($18) and pedicure ($51), a
quick fix facial ($42), one waxing service ($45+ chest or stomach, $70 back, $28 briefs area), and a complimentary beverage (up to a $260 value).
Voted Best Day Spa in 2008 by Orlando CityVoter, Fawnfeather Spa & Salon soothes stressed men and women with opulent spa packages in an upscale yet bucolic setting. The gentleman’s spa package beautifies menfolk with two hours of treatments ranging from foot to face, including a 50-minute therapeutic body repair massage that releases deep-tissue tension and replaces it with a warm, buttery sensation. Expert technicians shape and groom nails during the sports manicure and pedicure, massaging hands and arms as feet soak in an aroma-infused whirlpool bath. The custom quick-fix facial addresses idiosyncratic epidermal issues, and a waxing service deftly harvests follicular foliage from the back, chest, briefs area, stomach, or second stomach.
In the two-hour damsel de-stressification procedure, an ultimate pedicure treats feet to a skin-smoothing exfoliation and a cooling foot mask, before draping trotters in layers of moisture-imbuing paraffin that renders them softer than a cloud shaped like Marx's beard. Talon tamers revitalize tired hands with a seasonal manicure, slathering on essential oils as they clip, file, and paint digital keratin into multihued emergency lollipops, while a 50-minute massage relaxes tense trapezius muscles and unknots shoulder sinews that neighborhood bullies tied together when you weren't looking.