“Shall I compare thee to a summer day,” Shakespeare wrote in an early sonnet draft, “thy legs art more sugared than lemony popsicles, and thy face more hydrated than the community swimming pool.” Poeticize your appearance with today’s Groupon to Federal Way Laser Surgeons. Choose between the following options:
•For $25, you get $50 worth of sugaring hair removal.
•For $120, you get an Intraceuticals Rejuvenate Infusion facial treatment (a $250 value).
A certified aesthetician applies a natural sugar paste to whisk away unwanted hairs, whereas a rejuvenating facial treatment can reduce wrinkles and improve skin texture for a silky complexion. A potent concoction of sugar, lemon, and healing herbs draws on ancient Egyptian wisdom and modern mix mastery to gently strip sensitive skin of its furry patches. Just as mouths evict their toothy tenants when overexposed to sugary candy, follicles saturated with the natural and completely sterile paste will hurriedly condemn obtrusive hairs to wispy lives of wandering. This treatment can be applied to any area that might otherwise be waxed, such as the eyebrows ($12–$15), underarms ($30), and upper lip ($15).
While sweetened pastes cast hairs into oblivion, a noninvasive, hydrating Intraceuticals Rejuvenate Infusion treatment promotes natural collagen and elastin production to smooth facial fissures. Like a gigantic paper clip in a lightning storm, oxygen under light pressure increases the skin’s absorptive potential to maximize the Rejuvenate serum’s electrifying effects. The one-hour jolt employs a hyaluronic layering process to efficiently distribute nutrients and leave skin glowing with youthful vitality.
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