Like violins, cars announce their need for a tune-up by squeaking shrilly and leaking oil every time you play Mahler. Keep your ride purring pleasantly with today’s Groupon: for $25, you get an oil-change package at Federico Chrysler Dodge Jeep in Wood River (an $82.90 value). The package includes:
- An oil change (a $29.95 value)
- A tire rotation (a $17.95 value)
- New wiper blades (a $35 value)
- A 23-point inspection<p>
The factory-trained technicians at Federico Chrysler Dodge Jeep bolster automotive innards with infusions of up to 5 quarts of fresh motor oil. During the 40- to 45-minute oil change, mechanics confiscate dirty oil from the car and gift the engine with fresh lubricant, which protects it from marauding dirt, internal friction, and threats of a strike from the pistons. Techs reposition treads during a tire rotation and equip the car with a new set of wiper blades to combat dive-bombing precipitation.
The complimentary 23-point inspection spotlights crucial components, helping techs to confirm that the vehicle’s vitals are in working order and not squabbling over which radio station to play. As cars slurp up vital engine oils, customers can relax in the waiting area with free WiFi and TV, let their children expel energy in the play area, or hop on the free local shuttle and take a tour of their favorite postal route.