Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon to Feel The Heal in Aventura. Choose between the following options:

• For $67, you get one colonic irrigation and one foot ion detox session (a $135 value).
• For $45, you get a microdermabrasion facial (up to a $90 value).

Feel the Heal's licensed staff refresh the whole body with a plethora of renewing treatments. Colonics help eliminate lingering waste to regulate the digestive system, preventing overcrowded insides from moving to a larger place in the suburbs. The 40–45 minute colonic treatment irrigates the large intestines using warm, purified water and your own personal set of disposable instruments. A TV with DVD player provides ample entertainment during the procedure. Body-cleansing missions continue with a 30-minute foot detox. The treatment employs magnetizing ions with positive and negative electronic currents to comfortably coax toxic substances from the body, like a nonintrusive dog whistle. Feet luxuriate in a tub of sea-salt-infused water as ions sent through the body cling to icky things and draw them out, leaving clients more balanced and energized.

Slough away unwanted Cats face paintings with the microdermabrasion facial. The one-hour treatment begins with enzyme exfoliation, making room for glowing skin to shine through and your last unpacked box of National Geographic back issues. Then, a custom serum cossets the skin as ultrasonic waves calm and clear the complexion. Extractions and facial massages punctuate each treatment when necessary.