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Reviewed February 12, 2012
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What You'll Get
Toxins are poisons that can inhibit proper body function, make people sick, or turn passive pet turtles into crime-fighting heroes. Stave off mutations with today's Groupon at Feel The Heal in Aventura. Choose from the following options:
- For $45, you get a colonic irrigation in October 2011 (a $90 value).
- For $45, you get a colonic irrigation in November 2011 (a $90 value).
- For $45, you get a colonic irrigation in December 2011 (a $90 value).
- For $45, you get a colonic irrigation in January 2012 (a $90 value).
- For $45, you get a colonic irrigation in February 2012 (a $90 value).
- For $45, you get a colonic irrigation in March 2012 (a $90 value).
Feel The Heal's friendly therapists specialize in cleansing the corporal form of toxins both inside and out. A colonic hydrotherapy session, lasting 40–45 minutes, gently bathes the lower intestinal tube in warm water and compliments delivered via a small, disposable, single-use nozzle inserted into the rectum. While the patient watches a movie, this machine-fed rivulet flushes impacted fecal matter, harmful bacteria, parasitic stowaways, and watermelon-seed portraits from the bowels, leaving bellies feeling lighter and less bloated.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Expiration varies. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required or fee up to Groupon price may apply. Detox service available only Mon.-Fri. Extra fee for upgrades. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.