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What You'll Get
Besides being a drink, coffee has many secondary uses, including preventing blindness caused by megawatt smiles and helping Americans learn the Italian word for “ginormous.” Recruit morning’s multipurpose brew with today’s Groupon to Feel The Heal in Aventura. Choose from the following options:
- For $29, you get a coffee-enema implant in November 2011 (a $65 value).
- For $29, you get a coffee-enema implant in December 2011 (a $65 value).
- For $29, you get a coffee-enema implant in January 2012 (a $65 value).
- For $29, you get a coffee-enema implant in February 2012 (a $65 value).
- For $29, you get a coffee-enema implant in March 2012 (a $65 value).
- For $29, you get a coffee-enema implant in April 2012 (a $65 value).<p>
Voted purveyor of 2008’s Best Miami Colonic by the Miami SunPost, Feel the Heal employs a knowledgeable and attentive staff that ensures complete patient comfort during each coffee-enema implant. As patients watch a movie, specialists implant two cups of organic decaffeinated coffee directly into the colon, making sure there’s room left over for half and half. The 10- to 30-minute natural body-cleansing procedure tidies up the lower part of the colon and can lead to a number of benefits, including removal of toxins and liver byproducts, improved blood supply to the intestinal tract, and assistance with achieving and maintaining an ideal weight. Coffee-enema implants pose virtually no harmful side effects, such as constipation or newfound preference for tea.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
The Fine Print
Expiration varies. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Valid only Monday-Friday. Important patient disclosure. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.