$35 for 60-Minute Massage from Violet Middaugh at Feel the Knead ($70 Value)

Feel the Knead, Center for Massage Therapy, Violet Middaugh LMT

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In the manner of pythons, overwrought muscles will spitefully squeeze the life from unwary limbs and use the shattered bone shards as props for absurd comedy sketches. Charm serpentine sinew performing screwball vaudeville with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get a 60-minute Swedish, hot-stone, myofascial-release, or pregnancy massage from Violet Middaugh at Feel the Knead (a $70 value).

Violet Middaugh, an independent massage therapist, specializes in simmering sinew with a selection of soothing services tailored to each client. Muscle tissue will gelatinize like lutefisk when undergoing the sweeping strokes of a Swedish massage, and tuckered out tendons will sigh in relief as strategically placed basalt orbs bake away stress during a hot-stone massage. Alternately, the myofascial-release massage lengthens muscles and interwoven connective tissue to subdue stiff limbs, relieve stress, and prepare clients for strenuous supporting roles in Play-Dough: The Movie. Violet is also certified to administer pregnancy massages.

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Promotional value expires Feb 5, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Not valid until 02/04/11. By appointment only. 24-hour cncl. notice or 50% charge of scheduled appt. Valid only with Violet Middaugh. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.

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Feel the Knead, Center for Massage Therapy, Violet Middaugh LMT

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