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What You'll Get
Though they possess plenty of natural moss exfoliants, abandoned wells contain too many vengeful ghosts of Japanese women to work well as spas. Get above-ground spa treatments with today's Groupon: for $35, you get your choice of four treatments at Feel Well 4 Life in Laguna Beach:
- A one-hour colon hydrotherapy session (an $85 value)
- An electro-lymphatic drainage (an $85 value)
- A 45-minute massage (an $70 value)
- A 30-minute express renewal facial (a $65 value)
This deal also gets you 30% off any services on your second visit, including ear candling and yoga classes. Appointments are required and there is a 24-hour cancellation policy.
Feel Well 4 Life is a full-service wellness center offering a variety of detoxification services in a serene and nurturing environment. Colons get a whole new lease on life with colon hydrotherapy (an $85 value), which gently pumps UV-sanitized body-temperature water into the body's back door to loosen hardened materials and remove toxins from bowels. Electro-lymphatic drainage, meanwhile, clears toxins and eliminates obstructions in the lymphatic system—strengthening immune systems and increasing energy without forcing your white blood cells to chug Red Bull. For something more traditional, the 45-minute massage mingles vibration techniques with a deep-tissue massage to get mind and body back on speaking terms after their bitter breakup. Faces on the go can revel in the express renewal facial, which uses Inventive Organics, a skincare line made from herbal extracts, botanical oils, and beautification vitamins and minerals that are part of a skin's complete breakfast.
Feel Well 4 Life's kind and understanding staff will answer any question, even existential Zen koans, and will help clients achieve healthy lifestyles by clearing out their various toxins and oil spills. Buy extra Groupons as gifts for friends in need of a good inner cleanse. Otherwise, buy the colon hydrotherapy Groupon for someone you don't like and prove the old adage, "The enema of my enemy is my friend."
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 28, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. By appointment only. 24-hour cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Feel Well 4 Life
Holistic well-being often requires using multiple types of treatments to make bodies feel great. So Feel Well 4 Life employs everyone from colon hydrotherapists to certified aestheticians, some of who also specialize in practices such as therapeutic bodywork.
Occasionally, they rely on the power of technological advancements, using UV-sanitized water to cleanse the body's intestinal ductwork or dislodging pent-up toxins with the assistance of an electro-lymphatic drainage system.
Therapeutic massages help visitors relieve muscular tension and become more limber than Silly Putty after it's run over by a steamroller. Facials rejuvenate countenances with Inventive Organics skincare products, which are made from herbal extracts, rich botanical oils, and various vitamins and minerals.