When your stomach is unhappy, you get a stomachache, but when your face is unhappy, it drags you around by your tongue and makes your mouth hold a pen to write yourself an angry letter. Keep your face happy with today's Groupon: for $47, you get an aromatherapy facial with a paraffin hand treatment and moisturizing foot treatment at Feel Well Therapeutic Massage & Bodycare in Wantagh (a $95 total value).

Feel Well advocates health and beauty through relaxation, rejuvenation, and exercise. The aromatherapy purifying facial ($70 value) massages skin into clean, exfoliated bliss with a custom blend of soothing essential oils. Extractions give the heave-ho to pore-clogging bacteria, who swore they were only crashing for a few days, and two separate masks help reduce oiliness and promote healing. Next, a moisturizing hand treatment and exfoliating foot treatment ($25 value) ameliorates ashen appendages. As feet are massaged with a moisturizing cream, hands are dipped in paraffin wax and then swaddled in gloves that lock in moisture while warming the skin with stories of its childhood as a birthday candle.