A diner’s oversize booths and oversize pies have long been a beacon of hope for teens dumped after prom and frowny clowns looking for new novelty-size props. Take refuge in the crispy crust of an old-fashioned eatery with today’s Groupon.
$8 for $16 worth of burgers, frozen custard, and diner fare, such as:
- Guacamole-bacon burger ($7.99)
- Chili dog ($6.99)
- Banana split ($5.99)
- Marble-top custard with toppings such as Oreos and fresh strawberries ($3.99–$5.49)
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Ferch’s Malt Shoppe & Grille
As a marble-top creamery and classic diner, Ferch’s Malt Shoppe & Grille satisfies hunger pains, ice-cream desires, and nostalgic longings with traditional American fare and fresh frozen custard within a throwback soda-shop setting. With 48 custard flavors and 40 toppings to choose from, Ferch’s treat specialists can create more than 1 million varieties of customized creamy concoctions. The malt shop’s black-and-white checkerboard floors, vinyl booths, and soda-fountain counters hark back to a simpler time when men wore hats and robot servants hadn’t yet begun their grisly uprising.