What You'll Get
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $62, you get a 45-minute colon-hydrotherapy session (a $90 value) and a chakra balancing and release treatment (a $35 value) at Fern Life Center in Issaquah.
Practitioner and registered nurse Keesha Ewers and her colleagues use principles of ayurvedic, modern Western, and functional medicine to bring the body back to its happiest and most natural state. Get essential pipes smooth and clear as a water-park flume with the warm infusion of colon hydrotherapy, which uses filtered water and abdominal massage to sweep out the corners of the colon’s untidy house until it’s fit for a Martha Stewart Christmas special. As you relax from the gentle cleansing, Fern Life’s practitioners will balance your chakras and release their pent-up confetti with affirmations, essential oils, and balancing techniques believed to foster an extended blissful sensation and better-behaved inner toddlers.
Seven Yelpers give Fern Life Center and its founder, Keesha Ewers, a five-star average:
- I feel better than I have in 5 years and I can't wait to see how amazing I am going to feel tomorrow. Keesha is so kind and supportive and is an unbelievable healer. – Robin J.
- You could not find a kinder more supportive and knowledgeable guide to better health, and a better life than Keesha Ewers at the Fern. – Elizabeth T.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.