What You'll Get
Your body is a temple, and it sometimes needs a good dusting of the ductwork to make especially devout microbes take their leave. Tend the temple and polish the pipes with today's Groupon: for $62, you get a 45-minute colon-hydrotherapy session (a $90 value) and a chakra balancing and release treatment (a $35 value) at Fern Life Center in Issaquah.
Advanced registered nurse practitioner and integrative medical provider Keesha Ewers and her colleagues use principles of ayurvedic, modern Western, and functional medicine to bring the body back to its happiest and most natural state. Get essential pipes smooth and clear as a water-park flume with the warm infusion of colon hydrotherapy, which uses filtered water and abdominal massage to sweep out the corners of the colon’s untidy house until it’s fit for a Martha Stewart Christmas special. As you relax from the gentle cleansing, Fern Life’s practitioners will balance your chakras and release their pent-up confetti with affirmations, essential oils, and balancing techniques believed to foster an extended blissful sensation and better-behaved inner toddlers.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jun 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.