Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, but teach him to genetically engineer his own fish and—by the gods, what has science done? Evolve your mind with this Groupon.

$19 for a Five-Hour Pre-Auto-Licensing Driving or an Intro to Motorcycles Class ($45 Value)

The five-hour pre-licensing driving class is the DMV-mandatory class required before scheduling your road test; upon completion students receive the MV-278 certificate. The class is a combination of lecture and film, with breaks in between, and a driving permit is required.

The two-hour Intro to Motorcycles class includes lessons on handling fundamentals and how to conduct a pre-trip inspection. A motorcycle permit is not required. Classes are currently scheduled for August 25 and September 15, though more will be added.

Ferrari Driving School

The scream of skidding tires and the screech of a horn precede the copper taste of adrenaline in your mouth as pigeons and sparrows lift from the sidewalks. Did the sound scare them, or the sight of an onrushing auto? Domenico Pinto doubtless pondered this same question when he established the Ferrari Driving School in 1968. Originally founded to help dyed-in-the-wool and immigrant New Yorkers drive more safely, the school has now expanded to usher more than 6,000 students a year through motorcycle-, truck-, and commercial-driving instruction. No matter the vehicle, Pinto and his family specialize in helping drivers obtain personal licenses and commercial certifications, and learn defensive techniques that help them avoid fender benders or accidentally starting a demolition derby.