Although the quickest route is usually a straight line, a large metropolitan center creates a geometric anomaly wherein traveling involves unexpected angles, vectors, and crawling babies. Let a driver guide you on your journey with today’s Groupon: you get a vehicle and transfer, which takes you to any place within Jefferson County, from Fifth Avenue Limousine & Luxury Services. Wait times of more than 15 minutes will incur an overage charge. Choose one of the following vehicle options:

• $40 for a six-passenger Escalade plus transfer (a $94 value)
• $60 for an eight-passenger Mercedes Luxury Land Yacht mini bus plus transfer (a $145 value)
• $90 for an 18-passenger Escalade super stretch limo plus transfer (a $215 value)

Specializing in safe, reliable, and high-class transportation, Fifth Avenue Limousine & Luxury Services keeps customers rolling forward with mini road trips throughout the metro area. Operating impeccably maintained vehicles, certified, background-checked, and commercially licensed drivers ferry riders from checkpoint to checkpoint with smiles on their faces and frowns on their kneecaps. A Cadillac Escalade keeps up to six travelers comfortable and safe, and the eight-passenger Mercedes Luxury Land Yacht boasts leather seating, 32" TVs, a bar area, and an Alan Alda hood ornament. For larger groups, an 18-passenger Escalade super stretch limousine transports guests with ritzy bells and whistles, including five TVs, strobe lights, a disco floor, and a laser light show. Call ahead to make a reservation.

Limousines are rated for maximum capacity and can usually comfortably hold two fewer passengers than the rating indicates.