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What You'll Get
The term "hot body" was coined when the sun went through a mid-millennium crisis and began pumping iron and paying for ray implants. Let radiant heat warm you up with today's Groupon: for $23, you get two infrared sauna sessions at Fijian Sun Tanning Studios, located on Tillicum Road (a $56 value). Fijian Sun Tanning Studios, a locally owned and operated sunning sanctuary, helps pallid pelts achieve a golden glow through a variety of melanin-magnifying mediums. The 60-minute infrared sauna sessions detoxify dilapidated soul sacks by increasing internal body temperature. Noted health benefits include weight loss, pain management, and skin purification, achieved through the opening of pores and eviction of deadbeat dirt and grime. In addition to complimentary water and towels, customers control the temperature, lighting, music, and geese present during each session.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Nov 25, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. By appointment only. Not valid with other offers. Tax included. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Fijian Sun Tanning Studios
At Fijian Sun Tanning Studios, a variety of equipment crafts several shades of even, sun-kissed glows. Patrons can bask in lie-down beds such as the Ambition 250 with three high-pressure facial tanners, or prevent tan lines by standing up in the Sun Capsule, which allows one to create bronze shades without bathing in a cauldron of melted bowling trophies. To intensify their glows, clients can slather on skincare products from brands such as Australian Gold, Ed Hardy, and California Tan. For a tanning alternative, customers can retire to the luxury infrared sauna, whose therapeutic milieu facilitates weight loss and systemic detoxification.