A spotless car attracts favorable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Use today's Groupon to make a clean getaway: for $65, you get a Platinum car-detailing package with a hand wash, interior detailing, and body waxing from Final Impressions Auto Detailing, whose staff will travel to any location within 20 miles of zip code 28277 (a $150 value).
Final Impressions performs on-location automotive washing and detailing services, leaving brilliant, scintillating paint jobs and polished interiors in their wake. After arriving at the car's favorite parking spot, a hand-wash wunderkind will buff the auto's coat to a healthy sheen and use pressurized air to chase unruly crumbs and hitchhiking dust molecules from cup holders, doorjambs, and seats. The soap-wielding staff will also treat carpets to a well-deserved shampooing, catering to leather and vinyl surfaces with a rejuvenating conditioner. Finally, an automotive pedicurist will dress tires and moldings before applying a coat of wax to lock in sparkle without a chance for parole.