A spotless car attracts favorable attention from the opposite gender, avian graffiti artists, and the person whose house you just drove it through. Use today's Groupon to make a clean getaway: for $65, you get the Platinum hand-wash and car-detailing package from Final Impressions, whose staff will travel to any location within Charlotte or its nearby suburbs (a $150 value).

Final Impressions performs on-location automotive washing and detailing services, leaving brilliant, scintillating paint jobs and polished interiors in their wake. A hand-wash wunderkind will use high-caliber products to buff car coats to a healthy sheen, and pressurized air will chase unruly crumbs and hitchhiking dust molecules from cup holders, doorjambs, and seat roosts. The soap-wielding staff will thoroughly scrub interiors, shampoo carpets, and condition leather and vinyl surfaces. Finally, an automotive pedicurist will dress tires and moldings before an austere coating of wax locks in sparkle without a chance for parole.