What You'll Get
Your teeth are your mouth's ambassadors, your ticket to nachos, and the only things keeping your tongue in your head. Toughen your nacho ticket with today's Groupon to Finesse Dental Care in Westlake Village. Purchase a Groupon for one of the following smile-inducing packages:
For $49, you get a thorough mouthbone cleaning (a $110 value), examination (an $89 value), and x-rays (a $118 value), up to a $317 total value. If you choose this option, Doctor of Dentistry Steven "The Finessarino" Hever, feared opponent of high-fructose corn syrup, will don his spelunking gear and repel deep into your mouth in search of dangerous cavity caverns and the root of any possible pain. Finesse Dental Care will try to blast out any impudent plaque and capture your photogenic pearly whites with safe and easy digital x-rays well-suited for your grandma's mantle.
For $49, you get a custom-fit teeth-blanching mold and snow-whiting gel, a $300 value. During your visit, a skilled sculptor will carve a custom mold of your chompers. Return when the mold is ready and take it home (along with a whitening gel) to embark on a dental decolorizing adventure in the convenience and comfort of your own home.
A cleaning, exam, and x-rays packs more of a healthful wallop than a bucket of free-range, grass-fed mung-bean sprouts, especially if your idea of a daily brushing is a mouthful of sand and a hot hose of water from a Super Soaker. On the other side of the coin, a potent whitening treatment will leave you with a smile bright enough to melt hearts, including your own, so be careful around mirrors.
New clients only. Appointment required.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. New clients only. By appointment only. Not valid with other offers. Whitening will not whiten caps or fillings. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.