Establishing a regular exercise routine is a great way to show your body you care and is much less painful than swallowing a greeting card. Send your body well wishes with today’s Groupon: for $7, you get three Zumba classes at Finger-Tips Therapy Services (a $15 value).
Finger-Tips Therapy Services’ Zumba classes foster fat-burning movements set to dynamic, South American dance jams. Each one-hour class can burn hundreds of calories, shifting body shapes from frumpy pears into curvaceous hourglasses. Instructors encourage students to embellish shimmying thighs with hip belts, which spicy up the scenery, maintain morale, and transfix meandering bulls. The sweat-inducing sambas take place during work-friendly hours, starting at 6:30 p.m. on Mondays and Wednesdays and 11 a.m. on Saturdays, and will leave muscular fibers singing as harmoniously as a barbershop quartet, instead of screeching like the lead singer in a Norwegian death-metal barbershop quartet.