Give your skin a treat for concealing your extraterrestrial true form with today’s Groupon. For $15, you get $30 worth of soaps, lotions, and lip balms online from Firefly Essentials.
Firefly Essentials delivers moisturizing products straight to your home; these products battle the itchy, red, and uncomfortable skin brought on by dry air and wintry weather. More than 25 varieties of handmade soaps are available—including bar blends ($4.75 per bar) such as coconut breeze, lemongrass, and cucumbery melon—that transform the body into a tasty treat for nocturnal, closet-dwelling trolls. Goat-milk-based body lotion will ensure sleek skin by wicking away spilled nacho cheese, while beeswax lip balms formulated with cocoa butter, sweet almond oil, jojoba oil, and tea-tree oil will soothe the mouth pillows after a season of chappage. Otherwise, opt for one of Firefly's quick gift sets, like a four-pack of natural soaps tied in raffia cord ($19.50).
Skin is the anchor that keeps body organs from floating away like balloons. With Firefly Essential’s convenient mail-order delivery, you’ll be able to cleanse in style after a sudorific session of table tennis or Monday-night fight club.
Customers on the Firefly Essentials website praise the company's products. Take a look at the enthusiastic testimonials:
- I fell in love with [Green Irish Tweed soap] instantly…I have been using their handmade soaps ever since. The quality of the soap is unlike any I've ever used and never leaves my skin dry. I've given Green Irish Tweed bars as gifts to many people and they all have been very impressed. I highly recommend it if you are a male looking for a bath soap or lotion that isn't overly "sporty" or "musky". – Tim Scott
- [The four-pack soap gift set] is an amazing buy! When I received my Firefly essentials soaps The [sic] good clean smell filled the room. I have seen softer skin ever since! – Chris Carldad