What You'll Get
Infrared jade saunas combine ancient stone and modern technology to improve people's health, unlike the attempt to turn Stonehenge into a giant robot masseuse. Reap the benefits of lasting minerals with today’s Groupon: for $75, you get four infrared jade-sauna treatments at Firm Body Evolution (a $200 value).
Firm Body’s futuristic pod saunas cradle bodies atop beds of jade beneath the high-temperature gaze of infrared bulbs. The fiery pulse of the high-tech machinery cleanses pores, liquefies toxins, and burns extra caloric energy without the need to challenge strangers to foot races or siblings to a genealogy bee. A luxurious jade mattress infuses customers with the stone’s holistically renowned benefits, potentially boosting mental acuity or reducing signs of aging. The treatment pod fashions a haven of reduced stress and fatigue behind space-age insulation to quiet ambient city sounds or laugh tracks.
The futuristic saunas reside within Firm Body’s new facility featuring 4,500 square feet of relaxation-oriented rooms. Serene, gentle lighting bathes refreshed skins in soft glows as patrons stop to absorb eyefuls of the Hollywood landscape through capacious windows.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 8, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Not valid until 11/08/11. Appointment required. 24hr cancellation notice or fee up to Groupon price may apply at appointment. Valid only for listed service. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Firm Body Evolution
Firm Body Evolution pairs age-old practices with modern technology to help people look and feel younger. The fitness center specializes in natural weight loss and detox treatments on a cellular level to promote overall health, all the while focusing on relaxation. FBE's eclectic services work alone or in harmony to treat a slew of ailments with whole-body-vibration treatments, Jade Infrared Sauna sessions, and machine-assisted lymphatic compression massages. The generous 4,500-square-foot facility features private treatment rooms and more rarified amenities including an alkaline water station, aromatherapy-infused air, and free parking for commuter hot-air balloons.