Cleaning the car is a tedious chore that—much like seeing the love of your life devour an entire wedding cake—can actually dampen your ardor for it. Keep human-car relations strong with today's Groupon at First Aid Auto in Arden. Choose between the following options:

• For $75, you get $150 worth of detailing services for a truck or SUV
• For $60, you get $125 worth of detailing services for a car

The experienced motor-vehicle handlers at First Aid Auto transform soot-blackened horseless carriages into gleaming metal steeds through meticulous detailing services. Dirt-busting hands burnish auto exoskeletons and wax them until they shine like a newborn Terminator's skull. Rigorous vacuuming loosens and removes debris left over after sculpting new front seats from a marble block, and windows and chrome sparkle after a thorough cleansing. Hand-applied protectants prevent interior moldings and trim from building their unsightly collection of fingerprints, and thorough polishing removes scuff marks and clinging goblins from tires. All cleaners and dressings used in the detailing are environmentally friendly.

Automobile owners can lounge in the spacious waiting area to munch on complimentary refreshments, watch television, or send animatronic offspring into the children’s area to see if they can pass for human. First Aid Auto also provides a free shuttle to transport customers to nearby shopping facilities and restaurants.