Nothing says "power player" like being whisked off in an executive sedan, except for being whisked off in a chariot drawn by sparrows. Channel your inner VIP with today's Groupon: for $50, you get one hour of limousine rental from 1st Choice Limousine Service Inc. (up to a $155 value). Rentals normally cost $155 for a single hour and $100 per hour for longer reservations.

1st Choice Limousine squires passengers about town in the leathery lap of luxury with its fleet of professionally chauffeured stretch vehicles. Each stretch horseless carriage comes equipped with color televisions, DVD players, and stereo systems to entertain their charges, as well as mirrored ceilings and a moon roof to bathe riders in the light of celestial bodies or their own celestial smiles. Bilingual drivers share a fluency in English, Spanish, and the hidden navigation lexicon to soothe savage traffic signals and promptly deliver clients to their destinations. Self-stocked wet bars keep each limo furnished with the chilled beverage of your choice, allowing you to toast an elegant Valentine's evening or tone down nerves on the way to the airport.