What You'll Get
When people think of you, the first thing that comes to mind is most likely your face, closely followed by your puggle, then by a really weird commercial they saw on Monday-night football. Make your mug memorably shiny-fresh and give your designer lapdog a run for its kibble with today's skin-restoring deal. For $30, you'll get a rejuvenating microdermabrasion treatment at First Impressions Skin Care, a $65 value.
Microdermabrasion gently exfoliates your skin to loosen up the gunk, crumbs, and cursed moon water stuck in your pores, buffing away the dingy dead skin cells that rest over your natural glow. More thorough and gentle than any face scrub you buy at the store, microdermabrasion can remove or diminish the appearance of discolorations and scars, and can help treat acne. At First Impressions, your luxurious treatment begins with a deep cleanse and a moment of silence for your fallen, dead skin cells. Next, your friendly aesthetician will use a diamond-chip wand from NewApeel microdermabrasion systems to get rid of old skin like yesterday’s shoes. Finally, she'll nourish your new, radiant skin with a moisturizer and SPF as it takes its first breaths of sweet air.
Because your face is your major first-impression generator, it can be difficult to trust someone to give you a flawless glow that won't damage sensitive skin. Expert aesthetician Billie Wiant is a former certified heath education specialist, and her passion for education and skincare merge in an informative treatment that will put you at ease and answer concerns before you raise them.
Though clients want to run home and write online reviews of First Impressions Skin Care, most get caught up gazing at their reflections in shop windows and bodies of water. A few clients shared their testimonials on First Impressions Skin Care's website:
- The information provided during the service is very helpful and easy to follow. I always feel very comfortable that she will do her very best and also pick out the procedure that best fits exactly what I need. – K.S.
- Her care, knowledge on skin products, and professionalism are top-notch. – L.M.
- She asked probing questions to meet my needs and exceeded my expectations. I was very impressed with her knowledge and that she took the time to understand what I wanted to achieve. – H.C.
The Wonderful Truth About Microdermabrasion
If you’ve made it this far, you’re obviously committed to your health and overall skin glowiness to an admirable extreme. This website, like all websites, contains treasure at the bottom, and this particular treasure is the most treasureful treasure treasurable: the treasure of knowledge.
While egghead scientists maintain that microdermabrasion is a purely physical process where layers of dead skin are removed by gentle exfoliation, the pure of heart (and soon to be pure of face) know that there is a greater force at work.
While it would be oversimplification to say that microdermabrasion is caused by elves, it would also not be wholly inaccurate—although in their own system of taxonomy, they are actually a dryad sub-branch (no pun intended) with linguistic, religious, and cultural peculiarities all their own. Captured just before dawn by baiting non-lethal weasel traps with fresh, dewy honeyblossoms, the elves now provide microdermabrasion of their own joyous free will, a symbiotic relationship enjoyed by all who are able to overcome initial uneasiness over having a woodland pixie nibble dead skin off their faces.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 19, 2010. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.