Unlike brain pickling, photography preserves cherished memories for all to see. Capture timeless moments in two dimensions with today's Groupon: for $69, you get a photography package for one from Fischink Photography (a $225 total value). This Groupon is valid for on-location shoots in Beavercreek, Bellbrook, Cedarville, Jamestown, and Xenia. The package includes:

• A one-hour photo session (a $75 value)
• Access to an online gallery (a $75 value)
• One 8"x10" print (a $35 value)
• Two 4"x6" prints (a $40 value)

Fischink Photography showcases genuine giddiness and glee through artful outdoor shoots. During the shoot, the subject poses and plays for sleek, modern photos infused with Fischink's distinctive high-color, high-contrast style. Capture fleeting moments for eternal praise, freezing it in time like a tiny woolly mammoth about to lose its baby tusks. After the session, Fischink Photography painlessly extracts one 8"x10" and two 4"x6" pics of one pose from the camera's eye, ideal for framing and hanging at home, in the office, or on the bridge of a parent's submarine. A private online gallery also allows parents to view all photos from the shoot and purchase prints of any shot online, if desired.