Due to gravity, non-aquatic animals are limited to a single-dimensional plane of movement, with the exception of birds and monkeys who have learned to burrow. Catch animals as they float up the z-axis with today's Groupon: for $175, you get a four-hour fishing trip for up to three people from Fish Backwater Charters (a $350 value).
Seasoned fisherman Chris Abdo of Fish Backwater Charters captains crews as they rummage the Rookery Bay coast in pursuit of aquatic treasures. Parties of up to three can mine waters for specimens such as redfish, snook, sea trout, mangrove snapper, and goldfish crackers, depending on which species are in season. The company furnishes guests with a fishing license, bait, tackle, rods, and reels, and keeps gullets moistened with supplies of bottled water. Fisherfolk who wish to elongate their sea excursion or furnish a citywide fish fry may extend trip lengths for an extra fee.