The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn't meant to be dry. Take a dip with this Groupon.
$200 for a Six-Hour Scalloping Trip for Four ($400 Value)
Captain Bear Smith ferries groups out to hot spots to hunt for scallops on a six-hour expedition. Scallopers gear up with a mask, snorkel, and fins before dropping into the water to revel in the aquatic world and scour scallop beds. The beds lay mostly in shallow waters, and guests may collect scallops by hand or net.
Captain Bear Smith leads intrepid crews of up to four guests on fishing charters down the scenic Crystal River. Forgoing the need for GPS or inquisitive text messages to Aquaman, amateur anglers can rely on Captain Smith's 15 years of experience as he guides his specially modified vessel on a four-hour excursion. Guests use the provided bait and tackle to attract a wide range of species including redfish, cobia, gag grouper, and mangrove snapper—click here to see stellar examples of past voyages' catches. Guests should bring a light jacket, sunscreen, a packed lunch, and a container to take home any caught fish. Start times will vary depending on the customers’ desired catch and fishes’ erratic lunch schedules.