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What You'll Get
Unscrupulous dieters may attempt to lose weight by leaving love handles on the roadside or going out for a jog and never coming home. Lose clingy pounds the honest way with today’s Groupon: for $35, you get 12 group workout sessions and a nutrition consultation at Fit Body Boot Camp located in Loveland. Classes are held on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at selected times.
Fit Body helps boot camp participants unburden their bodies with a guaranteed girth reduction of at least 12 inches after 12 fun, frenetic workout sessions—if torsos initially refuse flattening, qualified trainers will continue trainings free of charge until they do. Incinerate up to 785 incriminating calories during workouts designed to melt fat, tone muscles, and release endorphins into the wild, like baby manatees or feral roommates. Over the course of 48 minutes, workout warriors will engage their glutes, arms, and abs in a core-strengthening combination of pushups, sit-ups, squats, free weights, machines, and synchronized fist pumping. And, because workouts change daily, muscles and minds will remain motivated and engaged, reducing the risk of falling asleep mid-workout and waking up in a vat of cookie dough.
In addition to structuring sveltifying workouts, Fit Body works with participants to assign a meal plan focusing on proper portion sizes, optimal mealtimes, and the most figure-flattering food groups. Tummy tauteners can also enjoy a lean-muscle lagniappe with a free workout prior to their 12 sessions.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Aug 11, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Reservation req'd. Subject to availability. Must complete within 30 days of activation. Must use in 1 visit, no cash back. Tax and gratuity not included. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Firm Body Boot Camp
When not busy taming bucking broncos as a professional bull rider, fitness aficionado and owner of Firm Body Boot Camp Ryan Ehmann helps physiques to evict calories during boot-camp workouts and vivacious Zumba classes. Ryan helps guests to blitz unwanted flab with a series of pushups, sit-ups, and various machine and free-weight exercises, each set to the motivational exhortations of the skilled fitness instructor and his animatronic dumbbell backup singers. To help fortify the workout's results away from the gym, Ehmann equips boot-camp contestants with a bundle of exercise extras, including motivational tactics, diet tips, and workout DVDs, which unveil proper warm-up techniques before guiding muscles through a carefully calibrated step-by-step routine.