While human fitness originated by running long distances to avoid being eaten, it now dictates that we run in place in order to avoid eating. Survive with the fittest thanks to today's Groupon: for $40, you get four weeks of boot-camp classes at Fit Body Boot Camp. Today's deal is valid at the Grayslake, Lake Bluff, and Mundelein locations; each site hosts a schedule of classes Monday–Thursday.
Fit Body Boot Camp's obsidian-sculpted staff motivates boot campers during the results-oriented fitness program, designed to whittle weakness from flagging physiques, leaving tough and toned musculatures. Surrender exteriors to a course of nonstop, 45-minute workouts, each incorporating cardio exercises, strength training, core tightening, and balance building, until bodies are sufficiently able to crush bricks into sand and sand into immortality.
An indoor group environment shields sweaty comrades from inclement weather while providing ample support for all fitness levels. Those who lack sufficient motivation will benefit from the amiable coaching of the health-savvy instructors, who keep students inspired, offer nutritional coaching, and body slam any desperate donuts that try to sneak onto the premises.
Fit Body Boot Camp recommends a good sweat session three days a week for optimal results. After the four weeks of dedicated participation in the program, fitness fanatics have been known to lose 3–6 pounds, 1–2 dress sizes, and 2–5% body fat.
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