Dance can express what words cannot, whether it's the triumphant joy in a football player's posttouchdown pirouette or the passionate tango used to notify roommates that the basement is flooding. Transmit tidings with twinkling toes thanks to today’s Groupon: for $25, you get five Zumba Classes at Fit Family Fitness (a $75 value).
Fit Family's Zumba classes challenge students to a high-energy dance-based workout set to the up-tempo beats of Latin-inspired music. Instructors lead the class through a blend of salsa, merengue, and other dance moves, helping students remain unbored and melt away calories like an open flame melts away the chocolate exterior of a Charleston Chew. Like the FDA's recommended teeth-brushing schedule, classes are offered four times a week, Monday–Thursday evenings. After developing a thick sweat, guests can relax in the steam room, saunas, hot tubs, and hammocks made from strips of silk.