Like a tree house, a gym never lets non-members inside and always deflects frogs fired from the neighborhood bully’s slingshot. Hurry up the rope ladder with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a one-month membership to Fit for Her (a $65 value). The membership includes the following:
- Unlimited access to facilities
- Unlimited access to classes and tanning
- A key fob for entry at all hours
Fit for Her wields a combination of machines, classes, and spacious amenities to wrap its all-female clientele in an unintimidating, 24/7 workout space. A battery of cardio equipment, as well as weight machines designed for women's frames, provides a diverse array of workout options. Instead of leaping from 10 to 200 like an extremely competitive game of hopscotch, the machines respect women's strength training by going up in smaller increments, smoothing the road toward feminine buffness. All new members can partake in a full orientation of the facility, which familiarizes patrons with the available equipment. Classes, such as yoga, Pilates, and Zumba, bundle astute instruction with the camaraderie of social fat-blasting. Bronze newly toned bods with Fit for Her's horizontal and vertical self-service tanning beds, which give strong muscles a toasty glow; members can tan once every 24 hours.
Fit for Her also hosts a number of other amenities, such as a locker room, sauna, and automatic massage chair. A children's area, stuffed with games and electronic entertainment, keeps kids safely away from the gym equipment. Though the children's area is unsupervised, screens above the cardio machines can be tuned to a feed from vigilant cameras overhead, allowing moms to ensure their kids are safe and not trying to stage any more renditions of Chicago.