If oil continues to mysteriously evaporate or if donkeys decide to stop pulling Vespas, people will have no choice but to use their limbs as a means for travel. Turn your body into a reliable vehicle with today’s Groupon to Fit2Live. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get four weeks of Women’s Fitness Challenge classes or Look Great Naked boot-camp classes (up to a $165 value). The next available sessions begin on November 14, December 12, and January 9.
- For $49, you get one month of unlimited CrossFit classes (a $145 value).
Fit2Live eschews isolating cardio machines in favor of encouraging, collaborative exercise sessions in which students and expert fitness coaches draw on each other’s positive energies. The CrossFit class works to blast body fat and increase strength and endurance in a 30- to 45-minute cardio-cultivating, circuit-conditioning workout. Each sweat-soaked session utilizes constantly varied full-body movements to assist attendants in overcoming physical plateaus and keeping paranoid left hands questioning the right hand’s next move. The torso-tuning tutelage features pre- and post-program body assessments and nutritional packets and information.
Ladies looking to slim down before holiday feasting can register for the Women’s Fitness Challenge four-week program, a total body workout designed specifically for women. The 45-minute sessions help students burn excess fat, increase stamina, and improve body strength for high-stakes arm-wrestling matches against chore-dodging roommates. In Look Great Naked boot-camp classes, bodies spend 60 minutes lifting and shifting their own weight, undergoing resistance training, and whipping their cardiovascular system into shape. In both Women’s Fitness Challenge and boot-camp classes, attendants perspire alongside Fit2Live’s expert coaches while learning and practicing proper techniques and movements. Classes also feature nutritional guidance, optional grocery-shopping nights, and pre- and post-program assessments to chronicle bodily transformations without resorting to the shortcut of a Hollywood montage.
The coaches at Fit2Live—which include a former college-football conditioning coach and certified personal trainers—have watched more than 411 of their members lose more than 5,791 pounds as they went from leading a sedentary lifestyle to running a road race, competing in a triathlon, or completing a Tough Mudder. The motivating crew leads adult fitness programs including highly varied CrossFit classes and workouts designed specifically for men or women.