Even the most open-minded diner comes across an intolerable meal at times, whether because of allergies or because it insists on making inappropriately spicy jokes while at dinner with the diner's parents. Remove tasteless suppers from your innermost circle with today's Groupon: for $59, you get a food-intolerance and diet-plan consultation at Fitness Arts in Palatine (a $195 value).
Founded in 1998 as a Pilates studio, Fitness Arts has grown to encompass a holistic hub for health and wellness. A one-hour food-intolerance and diet-plan consultation aims to diagnose commonly overlooked food allergies that can lead to stomach pain or fatigue and map out a meal plan to avoid harmful eating habits, from keeping the lactose-intolerant from ice cream to warning lycanthropes away from the silverware drawer. The clinician will use the Quantum Reflex Analysis method to examine the body's kinesiological responses at key points and attempt to deduce any causes of weakness or spontaneously appearing facial tattoos.
During the consultation, consultants may discuss how to identify allergies, control appetite, detoxify organs, and get a grip on food addiction. Fitness Arts' experienced staff and medicine chest of clinically tested supplements can help fill in any nutritional gaps that may arise due to a newly discovered sensitivity to lactose, fructose, gluten, or wheat.
Staffed by health instructors, scientists, and licensed medical practitioners, Fitness Arts approaches health from all angles through the study of movement and nutrition. Staff members lead workouts while imbuing clients with facts on how each exercise will effect his or her biomechanics, posture, and ability to sit in a folded-up folding chair. Hardwood studios house rows of Reformers, allowing students to stretch and pose during group, semiprivate, and private classes such as Pilates and Body Rolling. Studio technicians also assuage health-and-wellness concerns with nutritional counseling and PR Lab products.