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In the natural world, survival of the fittest motivates foxes, frogs, and bears to stay healthy or else become food for winged sharks. Because modern conveniences such as cars and online dating naturally demotivate humans from fitness, today’s Groupon will marshal your muscles back into shape. For $39, new students will get one month of unlimited boot camp classes and a diet consultation from Fitness Battalion (a $125 value). Come to Fitness Battalion’s convenient Piedmont Park location for as many sessions as you like each week. Sessions are offered at 6:00 p.m. on Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday; 6:30 a.m. on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Friday; and at 8:30 a.m. on Saturday. Buy up to three Groupons for three months of motivation, sweat, character-building muscles, and muscle-building characters.
The motivational drill sergeants at Fitness Battalion will use your instinctual distrust of routine to their advantage. They’ll keep your muscles guessing with new and challenging moves during each session, so you’ll never fall into a boring, ineffective routine, like that urban legend about brushing your teeth regularly. Each exercise at Fitness Battalion’s boot camp is adjustable for all levels of fitness, and the friendly instructors will demonstrate how to make each move challenging no matter what your level. Because each session has only 10–20 participants, your instructors will have a chance to give you individual attention so you won’t slack off or hurt yourself.
Since 1996, the muscle-makers at Fitness Battalion have helped hordes of Atlantans teach their muscles new tricks, such as flexing the can-can, making fresh strawberry lemonade, and celebrity voice impressions. Fitness Battalion's continued success is due largely to its holistic approach to fitness. In addition to an intense workout, you’ll also get a complimentary consultation with Fitness Battalion’s registered dietitian (so don't wear your Twinkie bandolier), which will give you valuable insight into how the foods you eat can affect your workout performance and boost your results.
Reviews
Kudzu users give the Fitness Battalion Boot Camp a perfect five-star rating:
- I enjoyed the team atmosphere, both the trainers and the other boot campers made me want to push myself that much harder. – limeburger
- There is great personal attention and variety in the activities. – MLEisme
- Mike's style of training is highly motivating. Also, he focuses on what you need as an individual, even though you are in a small group. I have been doing this boot camp since last April and will continue for as long as possible. – maurissa
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