What You'll Get
Roughly 85% of New Year's resolutions never make it past the hypothetical phase, according to an unfinished study that was abandoned in early February. Today's deal will help keep your resolution alive and kicking: for $25, you get a 30-day membership at Fitness Plus in Nonconnah (a $60 value). This Groupon includes unlimited tanning, access to group exercise classes, and an equipment orientation session, along with access to Fitness Plus's high-quality cardiovascular equipment, weight machines, and free weights.
Fitness Plus is small enough that the friendly staff knows your name, but big enough to prevent any Three Stoogery amongst exercisers using the free weights. After one of Fitness Plus's friendly workoutsmen gives you your orientation (call ahead to book your orientation session), you'll be free to run miles on the cardio machines, bench press pounds on the weight machines, or sweat out hurt feelings during a class in Fitness Plus's spacious group exercise room, which has a state-of-the-art sound system and a specially engineered cushioned floor to protect you from injury and pro-wrestler attacks. Fitness Plus offers step classes, Pilates, and cardio every week; check out the schedule to see what's going on.
While at Fitness Plus, your access to unlimited tanning can also get you a summery glow that goes well with your new muscles and self-esteem (the muscle of the mind). Tanning is subject to availability, so be sure to call ahead and reserve the booth. After you're fully tanned and toned, clean off in Fitness Plus's comfortable showers, fully stocked with towels and other amenities.
Fitness Plus has received some satisfied testimonials:
- I’ve been a member for more than four years, and it has helped me increase my energy level. I’m more healthy now than I was when I was in my twenties. – Cindy Savage
- There’s no better place to work out and get fit because you get the best of two worlds. They have the machines, equipment and classes that the big fitness centers do, but they’re small enough to know you, and give you lots of personal attention. – Howard Robertson, Jr.
- Fitness Plus is a very convenient, hidden treasure. The facility is very clean, with a relaxed, professional atmosphere with all the equipment and amenities necessary to get the job done. – Chet Day, Wholesale Glass Company
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 1, 2010. Amount paid never expires. New members only. Membership must be activated by 3/31/10. Limit 1 per person. May buy multiple as gifts. Members subject to registration and release forms. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.