What You'll Get
The teeth are the icebergs of the skeletal system, tiny exposed tips that represent the body’s massive concealed support structure. Today’s Groupon ensures that your bones’ spokespeople sparkle: for $169, you get a Zoom! teeth-whitening treatment at Fitzgerald Dentistry in Murfreesboro (a $400 value).
Fitzgerald Dentistry's experienced clinicians brighten human tusks between 6 and 10 shades using Zoom! teeth-whitening technology. The in-office procedure takes about an hour and begins by isolating and protecting all nonteeth, such as lips, lollipops, volleyballs, and gums. A trained technician then lacquers teeth with a hydrogen-peroxide gel that remains latent until activated by the light waves of a stain-smiting laser. As patients relax and watch the in-room TV, the gel and laser work in tandem to remove deep stains caused by coffee, cola, tobacco, and wine.
A five-minute fluoride treatment caps off each procedure, and patients return home clasping touchup kits and trays with their toes. If used regularly and properly, the kits can increase the longevity of results and significantly reduce a person's need to cap teeth with peppermint Chiclets.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Appointment required. Valid only for listed service. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Fitzgerald Dentistry
Dr. William Fitzgerald, who honed his topnotch dental skills at the University of Tennessee at Memphis, shepherds a squad of skilled technicians trained in a variety of services. Dr. Fitzgerald offers gift cards for services, and the office's treatment rooms feature mounted televisions, iPods, and the ghosts of tartar past, all of which entertain patients during cleanings, porcelain veneers, root canals, and teeth-whitening services. Prior to cosmetic work, Dr. Fitzgerald boots up a dental-imaging software program that shows patients a preview of their results and what they would look like if they had never lost their baby teeth.