What You'll Get
Smart investments and frugal living let the mummy escape the fate of his peers, who were forced to spend their twilight years hawking monster-themed energy drinks. Emulate the most sensible of monsters with today’s Groupon: for $59, you get either a mineral body wrap or Sudatonic body wrap at Five Element Wellness Center (up to a $135 value).
By draining waste in the interstitial spaces between cells, Five Element Wellness Center wraps provide a level of detoxification that cannot be achieved with exercise or diet. The road to temporary mummy-hood begins by being wrapped in meticulously measured hypoallergenic bandages, which are coated with pH-balanced SlenderTone solution to leave the skin silky smooth. Both treatments tighten loose skin, benefitting people who have lost a considerable amount of weight. The Sudatonic body wrap focuses on converting stored fats into fatty acids, which provide muscles with enough energy to lift a bus filled with dense salami logs. The Suddenly Slimmer mineral wrap is a 60-minute, concentrated dose of detoxification. During the non-dehydrative process, you’ll engage in light exercise to improve circulation and achieve better results.
Five Element’s facilities feature a bewitching mix of Chinese and Egyptian décor, fit for the ceremonial squeezing of fats and toxins. A friendly, experienced staff will be aiding you through all seven steps. Use this Groupon and get 20% off on your next visit to Five Element.
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The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 27, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2 per person, may buy multiple as gifts. 24-hr cancellation policy or Groupon is forfeited. Gratuity not included. By appointment only. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About Five Element Wellness Center
Inspired by nature’s five distinct elements—wood, fire, earth, metal, and water—the practitioners at Five Element Wellness Center assess imbalances in their clients’ bodies and treat them with holistic therapies. Acupuncture sessions recalibrate energy levels or target pain using fine needles, whereas massages soothe muscles with the power of touch. Body wraps, on the other hand, help draw toxins out of the body better than a snake charmer’s flute and facials help purge pores of dirt and impurities.